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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  17? He's at least 30

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  Sideways 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Feb 2025

  If this was about beer it would be 5 stars

Popular reviews

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  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  - Erne has taken it away. I'm not certain he's qualified to drive
  - Fudge
  - Fudge eats pea soup
  - New Dumbledore is a bit of an L
  - Snape runs a 5 minute defence against the dark arts class, calls Hermine an insufferable know-it-all and then leaves. Legend
  - Ron and Hermine's sexual tension is off the charts
  - I would look a lot worse if I had to be a rat for 12 fucking years
  - Dumbledore…

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  Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone 2001

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Dec 2024

  Just some vague thoughts I had:
  - Emma Watson is so good at being really annoying. Richard Harris is the best Dumbledore. In fact I think every single person cast in this is perfect
  - Seamus blowing himself up will never not be funny
  - There is in fact a troll in the dungeon and I thought you might want to know about it
  - House heads should not be able to award house points to their own fucking house.…

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