Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Borderline 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  How dare you deprive me the joy of watching ray nicholson, samara weaving, and eric dane altogether in a horror comedy in theaters

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  jack quaid it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

Popular reviews

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  A Desert 2024

  ★½ Watched 12 Jun 2024

  “you ever seen a ufo?”

  not really sure what to make of this. 

  pros: visuals, i love a good montage, & the kill genuinely made everyone in the theater gasp

  cons: mostly everything else

  i left with so many questions and the q&a with the director made me think he didn’t really know what was going on either.

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  #AMFAD: All My Friends Are Dead 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Jun 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.