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  Trap 2024

  ★★ Watched 08 Nov 2024

  Josh Harnett stares at the camera psychotically for 1 hour and 45 minutes straight

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  Time Cut 2024

  ★½ Watched 08 Nov 2024

  I’m writing this review a few days after watching and I can’t even remember enough about it to write something devilishly witty… I guess that speaks for itself

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  Heretic 2024

  ½ Watched 08 Nov 2024

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  The Art of Racing in the Rain 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Nov 2023

  My best friend wouldn’t talk to me for 3 days after watching this

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