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  The Monkey 2025

  ★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  bananas amirite.

  frustratingly close to being good. osgood needed an editor.

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jan 2025

  The world's second Columbus-type film

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  Locked 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Nov 2024

  this one's huge for people who like the monkees, child endangerment, and drinking piss. 

  film majors amirite

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Oct 2024

  0/5 the priests didn't kiss :/

  also unfortunately leaves you feeling a little too good about the church, though it's still a fire political movie disguised as a treatise on faith

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