Favorite films

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  The X-Files 1998

  ★★★★ Rewatched 05 Sep 2024

  I liked when they discovered that the illuminati was planting corn fields in the desert in order to test their anti-alien vaccination scheme through artificially created bee colonies. Solid science fiction that was both gripping and just campy enough to be ruined in the future by an unnecessary reboot starring Dwayne "the rock" Johnson.

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2024 1

  I liked it when Ken fought Ken and forgot to vote in their self created democratic system. Really teaches us the failures of democracy and why socialist rule with a benevolent dictatorship is the only effective political system to achieve utopian society.

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★ Watched 24 Apr 2023

  If I wanted to relive the days of my youth while at the same time feeling the oppressive weight of modern consumerism, the exploitation of creative workers, and the looming threat of mutually assured destruction, I would simply go online to find an Etsy shop selling merchandise based on 2 guys 1 hammer.

  This movie just doesn't hit that fatalistic high I was hoping for, and doesn't give me a big enough dopamine rush to overcome the adderall fueled haze…

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