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  Watchmen 2019

  ★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  7 episodes in and I will amend this when finished. It's good, just super slow pacing and heavily reliant on music. Which isn't always a bad thing but I am not vibing with the soundtrack. Maybe I am getting to boomer level on the pacing. A show does not have to be *rapid*, however a sloe show needs to be engaging or smooth in the interim.

  Watchmen revels in flashbacks and this Ozymandias side plot. Neither that side story nor…

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  Final Destination 2 2003

  ★★ Watched 01 Sep 2024

  Call this Toy Story because that cop is woody as hell!

  Honestly, this bloke was unconcerned with all this film's nonsense. Not one facial expression. Less fun overall than the 1st film but the idea of these characters being hyperaware of their own impending doom was a great bit. The better film would have been with her mates from the start.

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  The Mummy 1999

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Aug 2024 2

  With how fit that bald antagonist is, this movie should be called "The Daddy" 🙂🙂🙂

  Just a stunning selection of face cards all round here. Rachel Weisz and Brendan Fraser looking lovely relentlessly.

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★ Watched 27 Jul 2024

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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