Wait, it’s styled as GLADIIATOR? Does this mean the I in GLADIATOR was a Roman numeral 1 the whole time?
Well, it brings me no real joy to report that I was more entertained by that little witticism, which I thought of when I saw the opening credits, than I was by this movie. And definitely more entertained by that IMDb trivia item about Nick Cave’s script, which genuinely would’ve been way better, at least if that one had Denzel…