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Doctor Who: The Return of Doctor Mysterio 2016
Well... that was certainly one of the episodes of all time.
Bibleman-lookin' ass.
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Doctor Who: The Husbands of River Song 2015
A light, fun, goofy adventure that takes a sharp left into one of the most heartbreaking good-byes I've ever seen in film or television.
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Hundreds of Beavers 2022
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Every time they replaced one of the beaver actors with an empty suit and it rag-dolled against a wall or a tree, I cackled like a hyena.
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Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Can't decide on one review, so you get three, arranged in decreasing order of seriousness:
1. Normally a movie leaning this hard on the mythology references would have me rolling my eyes, but honestly they earned it with this one. It's the Iliad to Fury Road's Odyssey.
2. George Miller really said, "how can I take Tantalus's punishment in Tartarus and make it ever worse? I know! Bamboo torture!"
3. This movie is like if Rogue One was good.Translated from by
