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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 08 Mar 2025

  That was one of the movies of all time. Of all the movies I've ever watched, this is certainly one of them. There were definitely pictures, and they were definitely moving.

  I can't really give this a star rating, because I have... no idea.

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  I thought it was a really well done sequel to a legendary film. It's nothing groundbreaking, but it was about what I expected from a Gladiator sequel.

  The opening sequence was absolutely incredible, and I want to see more ancient warfare portrayed in live action.

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  Blue Beetle 2023

  ½ Rewatched 19 Aug 2023

  Literally the worst theater experience I've had in a long, long, long time. By the end I wanted to kill myself. Someone would have to pay a significant amount of money for me to watch this movie again, and I get in free.

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