Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Sep 2024 2

  the most accurate depiction of how euphoric it is to drink a can of diet coke in all of cinema history

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  Girl with a Pearl Earring 2003

  ★★½ Watched 21 Aug 2018

  surprised scarlett didn’t actually play the pearl earring.

Recent reviews

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  Escape Room 2019

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  the dangers of corporate team building

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  The Evil Dead 1981

  ★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  we’ll never see innovation like this ever again i fear

Popular reviews

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  Barbie: Princess Charm School 2011

  ★★★★ Watched 26 Sep 2019 1

  “how dare she.... i really wanted that cake”

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  Love, Death & Robots: Jibaro 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 May 2022 3

  she would definitely have a tiktok dance account