Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  for the record i did not support this movie financially to see it…also knew if i did see it, i had to see it for rachel and rachel alone (who is the best part of this movie quite honestly).

  nothing will ever make me laugh harder than that zionist attempting to sing in possibly the worst bedazzled party city costume i have ever seen…mama look in that mirror a little harder you look and sound GHASTLY, you are not a mirrorball thank you very much. 😩

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  Upgraded 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  She def got off w a slap on the wrist for all that impersonation and literally lying to her new bf’s family but this was still very charming tbh

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Aug 2024

  no because you don’t understand i was gonna write a joke review about my favorite funny line but then i started bawling over googly eyes and never fucking stopped. spoilers did not save me, they in fact made my crying worse. what the actual fuck, man. why did it take me so long to watch this and why can’t i stop crying?

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  Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers 2004

  Rewatched 23 Oct 2022

  unironically the funniest disney film ever released