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Challengers 2024
the flashbacks i had watching this movie when I recognized a filming location from my boston suburban childhoods were far more emotionally resonant and homoerotic fyi
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Old 2021
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
There are so many complaints I I could make about this movie. Every two minutes the characters will try to justify the premise with pseudoscience babble that they miraculously figured out with seven seconds of thought. The movie is so bogged down in this it never has time to develop any of the million emotional conflicts it sets up, instead devoting it's time to explaining away the fictional science of the beach. Every time you think the movie is even…
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