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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2004
SpongeBob and Patrick slapping their thighs shaped my childhood
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Joker: Folie à Deux 2024
I love seeing movies before official release because I get to see the highest tier of pretentious letterbox reviews before the average movie goer can chime in. This was an interesting subversion of what people wanted and expected. Was it groundbreaking? No, but I had fun and it reframed the first movie in an admirable way. The same people who are saying this is boring would watch an arthouse film of paint drying and applaud its genius.
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I Saw the TV Glow 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
When you realize that your entire life is fake and that your true identity has been trapped deep inside you at the hands of fear and sadness. The only way out is to bury yourself alive, but you don’t. You carry on pretending until the weight of your regret is suffocating and you’re screaming for help wondering how you got here and why you didn’t accept a helping hand when you had the chance. And also you work with Connor O’Malley at a movie theater and you walked in on him getting a blowjob.
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