Favorite films

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Absolutely beautiful, a guideline for storytelling without dialogue, no emotions, objectives or character arcs were lost.

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Possibly the most average movie I’ve ever seen, I felt no joy watching it, yet also no anger, it was pure nothingness.

Popular reviews

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  Thomas & Friends: Big World! Big Adventures! The Movie 2018

  ½ Watched 27 Apr 2021

  BURN IT..... BUUURRRNNNNN IIIIIIITTTTT

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  Honey, I Shrunk the Kids 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2022 1

  Whilst watching darling I minimised the children, I had three thoughts;
  1. The ant is the real main character and died a heroes death, rip king
  2. A marriage can be saved by accidentally shrinking your offspring
  3. Does no one in this world use signs, seriously the entire plot could be resolved via the use of a keep the fuck out sign or a god damn key and a tiny bit of patience to get a ball back

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