Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moulin Rouge! 2001

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Baz Luhrmann said, "Let’s make a musical, but on steroids." And honestly? It works. Ewan McGregor sings like an angel, Nicole Kidman coughs like a tragic Victorian heroine, and the camera has more energy than me after receiving feet pics. Film study in 11th grade finally did something right.

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  Landmine Goes Click 2015

  ★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Misery Porn with a Suspense Budget...
  The film sets up a genuinely tense premise—a guy stranded on a live mine—but then decides, “You know what this needs? A completely unnecessary and brutal sexual assault subplot!” Because apparently, psychological torment isn’t enough.

  The characters? So forgettable that I could step on a landmine myself and still struggle to remember their names. The suspense is solid, but the movie trades actual depth for shock value. By the time it reaches its over-the-top…

Popular reviews

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  Minutemen 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Disney’s take on time travel, where three nerds use sci-fi wizardry not to stop disasters, but to prevent high school embarrassments. Instead of getting rich or saving humanity, they rock pleather jumpsuits and fix wedgies.

  This is PEAK Disney fiction.

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Dec 2024

  This film is a deeply human exploration of love, memory, and identity. It challenges viewers to consider whether the pain of heartbreak is worth the joy of love, leaving a lasting emotional impact. It’s a rare blend of creativity and emotional depth that stays with you long after the credits roll.

  P.S Jim Carrey's range is exceptional.

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