Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  He is Clarence from Big Lez Show

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  Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 2025

  Watched 17 Feb 2025

  Colin Firth’s ghost watching his son perform “I’d Do Anything” fucked my life up

Popular reviews

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  Juror #2 2024

  Watched 17 Jan 2025

  Captivating but also obviously directed by Clint Eastwood. It felt like a high quality TV movie. JK Simmons a little bit wasted, Nicholas Hoult was great, so was Toni Collette

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  Nosferatu 2024

  Watched 03 Jan 2025

  Actually pretty terrifying. Opening scene was reminiscent of Longlegs opening scene in that when the title card hit you think “oh fuck what am I getting myself into”. Oppressive, smothering atmosphere, but beautiful at the same time.  Also loved the character design of Orlok with the moustache and hat, it really gave you the sense that he was an ancient decaying rapey Romanian guy instead of a goofy monster cliche. Lily-Rose Depp was amazing as was everyone else. Genuinely freaked me out. Can also tell this has ruined sex for me for at least 2-3 days

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