cal

cal

cal
if i didn’t like the movie it was probably too long and not gay enough

Favorite films

  • Black Swan
  • But I'm a Cheerleader
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Saw

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  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

  • Babygirl

    ★★★½

  • Black Christmas

    ★★★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    i don’t want subtlety i want to spray my haters with blood!

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★½

    BOY OH BOY!! robert eggers understood the assignment!!

    i lapped this up like nicole kidman drinking milk out of harris dickinson’s hand. give me a gothic aesthetic and a dark eerie score, and i am on board. 

    i am of the opinion that you shouldn’t have to be familiar with prior material to enjoy a movie, and i think that’s true for Nosferatu (2024), but i also think that familiarity with Nosferatu (1922) did really enrich the experience! eggers honored the…

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  • After

    After

    ½

    someone in the theater airdropped everyone pictures of Harry Styles’s face on Lord Farquad’s body and that was the best part of the movie

  • The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

    The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2

    ★★★½

    DiD yOu NoT gEt My EmAiL????