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Recent reviews

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  Maria 2024

  ★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  Film was visually gorgeous. 
  Jolie served mega cvnt the entire time. 
  But it lacked something

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2025

  Onya doorstep might be the be at fictional name in cinemarrr history

Popular reviews

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  Paper Planes 2014

  ½ Watched 13 Apr 2020 1

  Ugh. 
  Yikes
  Oh piss off. 
  These are the constant thoughts I had running through my head in every scene of this shitty film. I can not describe how much I hated this movie.

  The premise of this movie is Dylan discovers he has magic paper powers and can fly a paper plane 25 meters and enters an Australian championship. 
  The main kid was so annoying and had a very punchable face. The villain (yes there was child bad guy in…

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  The Kissing Booth 2 2020

  ★★ Watched 24 Jul 2020 1

  This movie is so much longer than it should or needs to be. 
  Was it trash? Yes. 
  Did I enjoy it? Yes. 
  There are so many random plot points in this movie like the earring fiasco, the dance dance mania competition and a side side side character’s romance which receives around 2 full minutes of screen time. 
  Also why the hell do Marco and Noah look so similar? 
  Props to Joey and Jacob for filming this. Their scenes together must have been incredible awkward considering they dated and broke up after the first film.

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