calthepal

calthepal

I live movie
I was, am, and will forever be:
MOVIE

Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Trainspotting
  • Dune: Part Two

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  • Dabangg

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • Nickel Boys

    ★★★★

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★½

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  • Dabangg

    Dabangg

    ★★★

    The more oiled up men the better, I always say.

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★½

    Which Mickey are you? Tag yourself.

    Good satire that had too much going on. Bong Joon Ho does his thing though.

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  • Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★½

    Violent night. Gory night. All is calm. If all doesn't want to get shot in the fucking head.

    Die hard but with Santa. Well this was one violent night. One entertaining night. One gimmicky night. One capitalism night.

    What can I really say? It was fun and dumb. And holy shit why is the action better than some serious actual action movies. A lot of one-shot fight scenes. Pretty cool, but I mean, David Harbour isn’t necessarily known for his dexterity.

    Some of these scenes are legit hilarious too. Krampus was my favorite. Best Christmas movie of all time, or at least the top 50.

  • The Jewel Thief

    The Jewel Thief

    ★★★

    His laugh makes me cringe. This dude is a sociopath who really didn’t pull off that much cool shit. And a liar who makes himself look bigger than he is. Like one crowning achievement but kinda just lame.

    How is this guy free to walk? He should’ve got 168 years

    It was an okay documentary, but I just didn’t really find his crimes interesting, and to be honest, it seems like they’re really playing up how cool Blanchard is. He’s not that cool.

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