calumbenji

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I’m like if the guy from anora was broke

Favorite films

  • La Haine
  • Metropolitan
  • Elephant
  • Fubar

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  • Blood Father

    ★★½

  • Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

    ★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Heat

    ★★★★★

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  • Blood Father

    Blood Father

    ★★½

    Basically Taken but if Liam Neeson was Qanon. I mean that fully as a compliment. Mel kinda runs back his traumatized dad swag from The Patriot but if it was more about rescuing thot-meth daughter instead of chad-army son.

  • Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

    Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

    ★★½

    perfect movie for when your in the mood to watch jeremy renner punch women in the face

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  • Derailed

    Derailed

    ★★½

    finally a movie brave enough to shine a light upon the French criminal underbelly of Chicago.

  • Romeo Is Bleeding

    Romeo Is Bleeding

    ★★★★½

    Gary Oldman is so uniquely talented at capturing the essence of middle-aged men who find themselves stuck in middle-management and how they struggle with ego, aging, atrophying career ambition, dwindling sexual relevance, and violence.  (The Firm, and Romeo are prime examples)

    Truly loved this. The dumb ass guido guy with the raspy voice may be my favorite side character in a movie in ages. Obviously far from perfect but can’t co-sign this harder, if you don’t like this you’re a fucking nerd.

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