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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Mar 2025

  creeper? aww man

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Nov 2024

  Well ladies and gentlemen, lesson learned.

  Don’t use birth control.

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  Maze Runner: The Death Cure 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Aug 2024

  Better than the second one, still not as good as the first one. I am therefore retrospectively downgrading Scorch Trial’s rating from a 3.5 to a 3.

  There are less stupid character decisions in this one and I’m glad I reached a conclusion, albeit I could’ve predicted nearly the entire movie as it followed the most generic storyline ever.

  Redeeming factor is Kaya Scodelario, was this close 🤏🏼 to whipping it out and straight up jorking it (my peanits) mid movie.

  Also easily contains one of the most out-of-place willhem screams I’ve heard in my life.

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 30 May 2023

  omg major plothole???!!?? how does ariel have books underwater? they're not waterproof :////

  actually a decent film overall but couldn't get over the fact she was looking like 13 or someth and this 25 year old bloke tryna smash so gave me noncy vibes idk

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