calves97

calves97

Another gay person with bad media opinions ☹️

Favorite films

  • Lilo & Stitch
  • Cocaine Bear
  • Pearl
  • Heathers

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  • The Parenting

    ★★★½

  • Opus

    ★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • The Parenting

    The Parenting

    ★★★½

    A fun horror comedy (emphasis on the comedy) with a splash of the occult! I was thoroughly charmed by the comedic performances of literally everyone in the cast but especially Lisa Kudrow, Parker Posey, Dean Norris, and Brian Cox! 

    I wish there were a few more horror moments thrown in & the ending felt a little quick and could’ve leaned into the cheese a liiiiittle more. But I really appreciated the jokes especially when it’s such a funny cast. 

    I’m also…

  • Opus

    Opus

    ★★★½

    I don’t CARE if the ending was “predictable” I need to Queen out with JVN-yassified Tony Hale right NOWWWWWWWW! 

    Score/songs were also quite lovely (Trent Reznor I see you) + Ayo Edebiri & John Malkovich gave some great performances! And I got to see sooooo much chest hair from Murray Bartlett.

    I think it could’ve used another 10-15 minutes to add a little bit more suspense if they were going to be so straightforward with their story.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Mickey 17, proving what I and every other gay guy already knows to be true: Toni Collette still has the sauce 🤩

  • Heart Eyes

    Heart Eyes

    ★★★½

    Was like “wtf is Josh Ruben doing here?” until I learned that he fucking DIRECTED THIS! What a goddamn treat! 

    This movie is the exact kind of dumb fun I CRAVE from a horror film! The humor got me laughing SEVERAL times. The lead actor’s chemistry “was undeniable.” And I’m sorry but the villains were a fucking RIOT (albeit a little predictable but was worth it for the “yes mommy” moment)! The kills were GREAT. The bff reminds me of my comedy friend so I loved her too. 

    Overall, a DEEPLY fun time that I hope gets some major sequels down the line!

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