CalvinPee

CalvinPee

Favorite films

  • Wreck-It Ralph
  • Challengers

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  • Longlegs

    ★★★★

  • The Strangers: Chapter 1

  • Spring Breakers

    ★★★

  • MaXXXine

    ★★½

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  • Longlegs

    Longlegs

    ★★★★

    Amazing film! Truly unnerving, and gave me full body chills 4 times. Giving this film props because it has been so long since a movie was able to make me unsettled, but i feel the satanism theme came off a little cheap. It had so much momentum and i wish they put a little more effort into the writing to create a more complex mystery solving element. Once we started to fall back on the devil the motivation of the…

  • The Strangers: Chapter 1

    The Strangers: Chapter 1

    Scariest part was him rubbing sauce on his face and not ever washing it off! Why was this called chapter 1 when it gave no context to why these killings started in the first place?? Bad movie, cheap thrills. Gay botox boyf. Cheryl bombshell smoking a joint. Absolutely no chemistry.

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  • MaXXXine

    MaXXXine

    ★★½

    I would like to see the version of the film that didn’t fall off halfway through the second act. It started to lose me with the UNGODLY long 3 stooges esque chase scene between Maxine and the P.I. So much of that plot line seemed fickle and just goes to show how badly this movie needed to edit itself. Taking your viewer on a goose chase of a subplot is the best way to lose the viewers attention without adding…

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    I walked into challengers wearing a full sized shirt and came out in a crop top. This is single handedly one of the MOST gratifying movies i have seen in a very long time. It creates a relationship with the viewer rewarding them for paying attention and being invested. 
    This film gives the viewer constant morsels of succulent information that you KNOW are going to re-surface, you just don’t know how. Normally in a movie this can be predictable. However,…