Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Mar 2025

  Fucks me up every time.

  Why didn’t he stay?

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  Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues 2013

  ★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Life isn’t all jumping rope and grabbing ass

Popular reviews

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  The Perks of Being a Wallflower 2012

  ★★½ Rewatched 22 Dec 2024 1

  Okay listen hear me out. Before you start calling me out like “Calvin you’re such a moron asshole and I hate you” listen, I know I’m a moron asshole. 

  I rewatched this movie because maybe I missed something the first time but I did not. This movie is super cool if you are like 16 and just smoked weed for the first time and you’re like oh god woe is me. Besides that it’s such a sappy overindulgence of high…

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024 2

  This reminded me a lot of Playboi Carti’s studio album Whole Lotta Red (2020). DAMN, HOW THE FUCK WE GOT TO WHERE WE STARTED💔🧛🏿

  Eggers is an impressive world builder and the sets were pretty amazing. Nicholas Hoult is textbook definition of what I think an euro bloke would look likes at that time, he rocked those mutton chops. However, I have the same gripes with this movie that I did about the lighthouse though, dialogue can get boring or tired but I get it. It went on for longer than it should but Lily Rose Depp masterclass in acting. Might be Eggers best so far.