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seattle coded, los angeles pilled, philadelphia based
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Favorite films

  • Legend
  • Aftersun
  • A Little Princess
  • Incendies

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  • Money as Debt

  • Heretic

    ★★★

  • The Graduate

    ★★★★

  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    leo dicaprio at red carpet for Once Upon a Time: "this was filmed on actual film, it's coming out in theaters. they just dont make movies like this very much anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

    robert eggers: hold my 35mm black and white Double-X 5222 film stock with vintage Baltar lenses designed in the 1930s. And my 1.19 aspect ratio

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  • Money as Debt

    Money as Debt

    another educational doc from my dad. we're screwed!

  • The Graduate

    The Graduate

    ★★★★

    Every scene with a Simon & Garfunkel backing is top tier, incredible, sooooooo good. Their music transformative. Most of the rest of the movie is just regular type of pretty good. But pretty funny. Movie is definitely too long, this 100 minute movie feels easily over 2 hours. Love those folk boys tho so damn much so they're pushing me over into 4 star territory

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  • VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared?

    VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared?

    ★★★★

    kids these days being raised on mind numbing cocomelon when they could be raised on a trio of fresh scallions rapping about babylon made years before pixar even released their first movie

  • One Small Step

    One Small Step

    ★½

    i'm tired of animated shorts that just re-use the most tired of cliches and hit the same damn emotional beats a dozen times over. this film would have been fantastic if she never became an astronaut and learned that hey, sometimes life sucks, but you can still find happiness through other means. or maybe be a little more real and have her NOT be happy by the end of it? pick one of those avenues for the turning point and…