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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  Watched 02 Mar 2025

  she kwisatz on my hader till it ach

  Dune's baddies suffer a similar problem to Star Wars. You can't make your bad guys scary if they're completely incompetent idiots. Other than that, pretty cool movie.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025

  Great movie, just left me wanting for a single action scene. Sexy!

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  Jack Frost 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

  "Snow dad's better than no dad!"

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  Crank 2006

  Watched 16 May 2023

  Lots of movies are too long, this one is short.

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