Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Thirteen 2003

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Aug 2021

  when i was 13 i ran a dan and phil fan account

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  Cha Cha Real Smooth 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Nov 2022 4

  cooper raiff casted himself so he could make out with dakota johnson and i can’t blame him

Recent reviews

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  Venom: The Last Dance 2024

  ★ Watched 17 Mar 2025 3

  there are 13 minutes of credits 😁

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  Borderline 2025

  ★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  this is in the Companion cinematic universe and i will not elaborate further

Popular reviews

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  My Policeman 2022

  ★★★ Watched 25 Oct 2022 5

  men be like “i know a place” and it’s their gay lovers apartment

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Apr 2023 2

  where was rosalina. THE PEOPLE (me) WANT ROSALINA!