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Damsel 2024
I genuinely think if I had watched this sober someone would have had to drag my shrivelled corpse from the couch because of immediate braindeath. Thank you crossfading for your protection and honour in the face of truly shite films.
I reckon if millie bobby brown ever wants a career past stranger things, she should probably stop making her own and let other people do the work because this was seriously dross and made me go to my dark place (I have a notoriously poor weed tolerance and probably just whitied)
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The Intern 2015
Inoffensive and quite entertaining but I do have to wonder how big deniro’s paycheque was for this one
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Saltburn 2023
What a load of absolutely bottom tier dross, I imagine the producers literally stitched a fucking snuff film with fifty shades of grey, threw it at The Talented Mr Ripley, ground up a good cinematographer, ate whatever the fuck they made and then sharted out an absolute shotgun blast onto a cinema screen. What the fuck
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Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda 2014
This is certainly one of the films of all time
Some words and phrases that were said when we watched:
“Wow”
“Oh my word”
“This is the best film ever”
“This is the worst film ever”
“Do you want to get an MRI and see how many brain cells we lose during this”
“Why are MRIs so expensive”
(Missed about 4 major deaths talking about the US medical system)
“Is that Conan O’Brien?”
“Oh that genuinely is him”
“Do you…
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