Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moonlight 2016

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  oh mein gott.

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  Practical Magic 1998

  ★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  nicole kidman could read the ingredients off a soup can and it’d charm me. that simply was not enough. so much potential wasted on a hodgepodge screenplay. these stars are simply for the color grading and the fact that sandra and nicole looked freaking AMAZEBALLS.

Popular reviews

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ½ Watched 25 Oct 2024

  soulless.

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2024

  YOU AIN’T FUCK NICKI YOU FUCKED NICOLE BODY