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Recent reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  It has girls kissing and punching each other in the face what more could I ask for. One of them even gets a sword. I’m gonna tell my kids this was Fight Club

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  Juno 2007

  ★★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Great Minnesota representation but I would never give my child to a couple from St. Cloud

Popular reviews

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  This Means War 2012

  ★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  So 2012 that its actually 2010. Yet another movie that could have just been solved by a throuple, tom hardy and chris pine clearly in love homosexually.

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  Watched 05 Nov 2024

  Watching this on election night did NOT manifest a Dem win but did semi-successfully distract me from massive anxiety. Disliked their campaign strategy of ignoring the midwest, I could suspend my disbelief for a blue Texas but fuck them for even suggesting a red Minnesota

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