Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Phantom of the Opera 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 18 Mar 2025

  The phantom’s lace was always laid. Whatever else you wanna say about him, his lace was ALWAYS laid.

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  The Wrong Trousers 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  It gets to a point where ignorance is just as bad as genuine malice. Wallace is no friend of mine.

Popular reviews

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  Paddington 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Trying to taxidermy an adorable little British bear is nasty work. She deserves that bob and worse.

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Feb 2025 1

  A lot of you are not prepared to admit that Shrek 2 IS that girl. Sir Justin? The “Pepper Spray” bit?“You capitalist pig-dogs”? The “I Need A Hero” sequence??? Shrek 2 is the best to ever do it. And by “it” I mean the art of filmmaking. 🙂‍↕️