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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Jan 2025

  Minus one star for Timmy’s nail length

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  Uglies 2024

  ★ Watched 13 Sep 2024

  Why are all the ugly people so hot?

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 19 Feb 2024

  We go to the gay club and who do I see as soon as I get in the door? Abby Lee Miller in her wheelchair.

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  Night Swim 2024

  ½ Watched 04 Jan 2024

  Swam my ass out of the theatre to sit in the bathroom for ten mins in the middle of the movie. Starting off 2024 on a low note. The entire theatre burst out laughing multiple times at how bad the writing/line readings were.

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