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We Live in Time 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On 2021
Screaming, crying, throwing up
The washer scene made me laugh
Everything else made me wanna cry
“Guess why I smile a lot… because it’s worth it”
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Suite Française 2014
No one can convince me that this movie isn’t the BEST CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE EVER CREATED!! I mean like…MATTHIAS SCHOENAERTS?!?!
Need I say more? No.
Will I say more? Yes.Okay but like… nothing makes me happier than listening to Bruno’s theme. How can you not love a musical score THAT amazing?!
Although. My one and only complaint. What is up with the hair in this movie? Bleh! It’s as if the stylist grabbed lard and decided it would be the…
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Uncharted 2022
They KNEW what they were doing with this movie. The casting. The fits. DAYUUMMMMMMNNN!!
They got the nerds coming for the game and the girls coming for Tom Holland and Rudy Pankow.
Can Tom be my bartender?!
Also who decided it would be a good idea for 8 girls to go see this movie? We were the LOUDEST in the theatre. Loved when we all screamed seeing Tom and Rudy on screen for the first time.
Couldn’t tell you what…
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