Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Devil in the Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Utah is sooo beautiful. Wish it wasn’t full of fuckin’ weirdos.

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  The Swimming Pool 1969

  ★★★½ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  I want to live in this movie.

  👙🍊🌞💦☕️🧈🏊🏻‍♀️🥢🥃🎶📺

Popular reviews

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  Don't Die: The Man Who Wants to Live Forever 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Jan 2025

  I wish I had a litttttle religious trauma. Like just enough to get me to lift weights and stuff, you know?

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  Cold Case: Who Killed JonBenét Ramsey 2024

  ★★ Watched 25 Nov 2024 6

  insanely biased, very bizarre doc. like any other true crime watcher, I’ve been very closely acquainted with this case for most of my life. this was pretty disgraceful and was basically The Mr. Ramsey Show. many of the talking heads were frickin weirdos, and to insist that the killer was someone outside of the family is (in my insignificant opinion) not only completely ludicrous, but defeats the purpose of a so-called “cold case”. you cannot claim to know the unknown!…