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  • The Lego Movie
  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Blue Velvet
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

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  • The Hills Have Eyes 2

    ½

  • The Hills Have Eyes

    ★★½

  • The Hills Have Eyes Part 2

    ★★½

  • The Hills Have Eyes

    ★★★★

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  • The Elephant Man

    The Elephant Man

    ★★★★★

    Oh Mr. Merrick, you're not an "Elephant Man" at all.

    No?

    No. You're Romeo.

    In times where exploiting, ridiculing and violating the helpless is faced with no consequences, in times where the suffering and misery of the innocent serves as nothing but amusement to the cruel and unjust - even in those times there is goodness to be found in humans. The Elephant Man is a breathtaking showcase of sincere and earnest kindness and the impact it can leave on…

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet

    ★★★★★

    I'm involved in a mystery! I'm in the middle of a mistery! And it's all secret!

    You like mysteries that much?

    Yeah.

    Rarely has a rewatch ever been this much of an epiphany for me. I've admired Blue Velvet ever since my first viewing over a year ago but after revisiting it, oh boy, "admire" is as much of an understatement as saying David Lynch was a "good" director!

    Easily one of Lynch's very best casts ever. Kyle MacLachlan and…

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  • The Hills Have Eyes 2

    The Hills Have Eyes 2

    ½

    Absolute cinematic abomination in every way imaginable, oh my god

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★½

    You must admit, you brought this on yourself.

    Just like any other shot-for-shot remake, this movie makes you ask the inevitable question: "Why does this exist?"

    Well I can't find an answer both reasonable and satisfying for the life of me. The cast is very good, there's no denying that but what else does this offer? Well personally, I'd say nothing whatsoever, not a thing. Not half as raw or authentic or thought-provoking as the original. Just a mildly shallow…

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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    This movie is a devastating, heart-wrenching experience and my day is now ruined...5 stars!

  • Eraserhead

    Eraserhead

    ★★★★★

    Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film.

    Elaborate on that.

    What do you mean "elaborate on that"? I just suffered through a fucking existential crisis for 90 minutes straight because of this goddamn movie