Cannon

Cannon

if marvel has no haters, i am no longer on this earth..

Favorite films

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Alien
  • X
  • The Fall

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  • Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

  • Labyrinth

    ★★★½

  • Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

    ★★★★★

  • Spy Kids

    ★★★½

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Labyrinth

    Labyrinth

    ★★★½

    this movie was so 80s it’s not even funny. if i watched this as a kid this would have freaked me the fuck out and i would be having fever dreams about it to this day. But omg the creative energy in this movie.. ai could never make this

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  • The Boogeyman

    The Boogeyman

    ★★★½

    this movie was kinda cunt loved her haircut, and has some good scares. was really into the monster design but kinda preferred it when it was just the eyes at times. it was one of those movies where it was like 1) where is the dad when these kids are SCREAMING in the house 2) can we stop walking blindly into dark areas PLEASE

    EDIT: let’s not forget that fucking THROHGH THE DOOR SEQUENCE THAT WAS INSANE LIKE WTF… my skin was crawling for a good moment after that

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★★★

    she was soooo cunty i love

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