Alex

Alex

Favorite films

  • There Will Be Blood
  • Office Space
  • Theater Camp
  • Face/Off

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  • The Last Showgirl

    ★★★★

  • Love Potion No. 9

    ★★★½

  • The Net

    ★★½

  • Chaos: The Manson Murders

    ★★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★★

    Me after the first two hours: “I’m so glad I didn’t take an edible.”
    Me after the last 20 minutes: “I really regret not taking an edible.”

    I had a cheese slice after watching this movie and when it fell apart all I could see was Elisasue.

  • Apocalypse Now

    Apocalypse Now

    ★★★★½

    No one:


    Absolutely no one:


    Not a single person:


    Me, trauma dumping on Letterboxd:


    NO ONE TOLD ME FRANCIS FORD COPPOLA WAS ON SOME ARI ASTER SHIT

    NO ONE TOLD ME THIS IS THE EMOTIONAL EQUIVALENT OF WATCHING HEREDITARY AND MAD MAX: FURY ROAD AT THE SAME TIME

    NO ONE TOLD ME
    THE MOST CLIMACTIC MOMENT WAS INTERCUT WITH LITERAL PETA FOOTAGE

    That is absolutely something someone should have told me

    I am not ok rn haha

    NO ONE TOLD…

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