CaoHatesTasm

CaoHatesTasm

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  • Minions
  • Home Alone 3
  • Morbius
  • Jack and Jill

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  • Echo

    ★★★½

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★½

  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

    ★★★★

  • The Emoji Movie

    ★★★★★

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  • Echo

    Echo

    ★★★½

    Wilson Fisk is the goat

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★★½

    Entertaining but an incredibly miss executed start to a pretty important phase

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ½

    bout the baddest girl ive eva seen
    straight up out da movie scene
    thatd turn my life to stephen kings
    up lat night like she on patrole
    check-in everything like I'm on parole
    I told her its some things she don't need to know
    she never let it go ohohoho
    okay okay okay okay

  • The Emoji Movie

    The Emoji Movie

    ★★★★★

    greatest fucking movie ever I have wacked my chicken to this movie, I have beat my dick to this movie, I have diddled my wanka to dis movie bruv, I have practiced onanism to dis movie, I have frigged my pee-pee to this movie, I have fapped my mickey to this movie, and most importantly I have pulverized my male genitalia to this movie.

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