Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Happy as Lazzaro 2018

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2023

  March around the World 2023
  2/30: Italy

  Wow, beautiful, meaningful, tearful, this is a masterpiece. Coming from the Neoralism Italian tradition, you can also see how modern and actual it can be. What if Olmi's The Tree of Wooden Clogs had a different outcome, what if Batistì and Batistina were our contemporaries?
  Landowners preventing the people working for them to access basic rights, this is just a paroxysm of the capitalist society nowadays, but it works in the same way. We can be exploited as unaware tenant farmers or as beggars in a world of rich bankers, this is the same fucking thing and it hurts.

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  Mr. & Mrs. Smith 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 07 Oct 2021

  One of the stupidly sexiest movies ever I think. I found my attention focused a lot on Jane's character in this (uptenth) watch. The image of the perfect housewife that looms over her during the whole movie and then the dumbest resolution ever when she dresses as a (hot, fuck so hot) model husband. Climatic in a visual way, subtle as a baobab trunk for everything else. But hey I don't watch this movie thinking about themes, but:
  💥biceps
  💥leather
  💥horny
  Eight out of ten, but a ten for the bonk I need on my head

Recent reviews

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  Kohlhiesel's Daughters 1920

  Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Nothing like domestic violence to transform a butch into a tradwife.

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  Knife in the Water 1962

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Fragile masculinity and whose dick is bigger, but with stunning cinematography and score.

Popular reviews

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  Kirikou and the Sorceress 1998

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Apr 2019 2

  Kirikou running with a knife be like

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  Thermostat 6 2018

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Nov 2020 2

  I think this is a metaphor for global warming, but in this exact moment to me it feels like a metaphor for ignoring mental health problems in a family, preferring to think about wealth and facade. I don't know, I'm just a little biased