Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  Watched 08 Apr 2023

  Good Shy Guys in this movie 👍

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  Alice in Wonderland 2010

  Watched 03 Jun 2022

  Alice was proposed to, so she responded by going off into the woods to smoke crack and when she got back she said, "I don't wanna get married; I want to be a capitalist." and honestly that's very girlboss of her.

Popular reviews

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Sep 2019

  "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you."

  I'm not crying, you're crying

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  The Amazing Spider-Man 2012

  ½ Rewatched 20 Dec 2020

  I've been growing my hair out and it's almost as long as some of the scenes in this movie! (: