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  Burn After Reading 2008

  ½ Watched 24 Jun 2024

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  Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga 2024

  ½ Watched 05 Jun 2024 3

  Mad max was so shit I'm rating the prequel half a star.

  Let me guess whats in this film since I'll never watch it:

  -Unlimited gas in the apocalypse
  -Meaningless drives across the desert
  -No character development
  -Zero explanation of any lore
  -Xanax dialog
  -Horrible pacing
  -Guitar on fire?
  -The theater for this movie smelt like booty sweat and kitty litter

  Let me know if I was close

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005

  ★★★★★ Watched 03 Apr 2024

  I don't sleep well anymore

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  Transformers: Rise of the Beasts 2023

  ★ Rewatched 03 Apr 2024

  Johnny Sins is a better actor than every name involved in this treachery we call a transformers film...utter blasphemy

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