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  Mad God 2021

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  somehow this feels like if Spirited Away was made by David Lynch but they should've thrown in a dialogue or two cause shit so boring i started talking to myself mid watch

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  Mystery Train 1989

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  ah, yes, a long ass movie with multiple interconnected storylines where nothing really happens, gotta be one of my favourite genders

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  Presence 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

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  eXistenZ 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  well so there’s this “game” that you “play” by penetrating your lower back with The BioSchlöng™ yeah bro trust me it’s fun i swear

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