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10 Things I Hate About You 1999
I wasn't counting when Kat was listing the things she hated about him, but I'm just gonna assume she said 10 things, or else this title will be very ironic. So many poetic lines in a movie that invoked absolutely no deep emotions. There were a few haha funny moments but no ahaha moments, so I got a little bored.
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Love, Rosie 2014
Guys, what an emotional roller coaster. But this time it was just a free fall for an hour and a half. A little predictable, maybe, or maybe I can just see the future. How much suffering can one person go through, oh Rosie. Anyways, movies like this make me realize love isn’t real and that I will never find it. But at least it was better than LaLa Land.
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(500) Days of Summer 2009
Guys what an emotional roller coaster. I was so distraught from beginning to end thinking about what would happen on day 500; nothing in between, just 500. This is like what LaLaLand should have been. I see why LaLa Land sucked so much they tried to copy this and failed. Guys, I am so heartbroken I don’t even care that there was a happy ending. Anyways, when is December making a cameo?
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