Jeb

Jeb

Favorite films

  • Good Time
  • The King of Staten Island
  • Legally Blonde
  • Miss Congeniality

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  • Saltburn

    ★★★

  • Poison Ivy

    ★½

  • Center Stage

    ★★★★★

  • Beaches

    ★★★

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  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★

    Basically, do I want to fuck him or be him energy with a hint of eat the rich (iykyk). 

    There were some stunning stills which they knew they ate with but still appreciated all the same. I liked seeing and hearing 2006 what fun; I wanna wear like 10 wristbands.

  • Poison Ivy

    Poison Ivy

    ★½

    Interesting but really spells it all out for you. 

    Would have loved to enjoy the 90s of it all but was just concerned constantly on miss Drew’s wellbeing filming this. 

    Costuming department did serve though 👀

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  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★½

    It’s male gaze, it’s having women be the answer to your problems, it’s the dream girl in MPDG, it’s the cool girl, its the blatant disregard of boundaries, it’s the Ted Mosbyisms of Tom. 

    Visuals were cool sometimes. 

    GOD FORBID A WOMAN HAVE EMOTIONS AND THATS WHAT YOU SEE AS THE BAD PARTS OF THE RELATIONSHIP. 

    And GODAMMIT of course it’s Autumn.

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    ★★★★★

    I love women. 

    I was obsessed with this movie when I was younger and it’s still fab. The intro going from Columbia pictures into a plane in the clouds - OBSESSED.  Camp 2000s editing, soundtrack got banger after banger, silly stupid fun.

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