Cara

Cara

I promise how hot I find the lead actor of a movie is not my main reviewing metric but it does make for snappy one-liner reviews

Favorite films

  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • Gone Girl
  • The Social Network
  • The Truman Show

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  • Cabaret

    ★★★★

  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    ★★½

  • Anora

    ★★★

  • Inside Out 2

    ★★★½

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  • Cabaret

    Cabaret

    ★★★★

    Potentially masochistic to be watching this rn and Noticing lots of spooky parallels to the current situation across the pond but instead I will simply refuse to be an alarmist! Because life is a cabaret!

  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    ★★½

    SERIOUS beef with a scene in which one of the characters gets into the shower wearing an 18K GOLD CARTIER TANK. As a watch lover I am infuriated at this lack of interest in timepiece care.

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  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★★

    I have this insufferable habit of going over every interaction with a person after they’re gone, looking for some beautiful thread that ties everything together and wraps everything into a neat little conclusion. A perfect, concise memorandum on why they did what they did and how if affected me. 
    Most of the time, though, I don’t find an answer. People aren’t very good at putting the entirety of themselves into a factual little box that explains every cruel comment, every…

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★

    Wrestled with this one for a while, but I can’t in good conscience rate this film any higher despite how much I wanted to like it. I enjoyed some parts, but the issues I have with the film are too large to come away with an overall positive feeling towards this film.
    I loved the Florida Project and maybe bought into the hype on this one a bit too much, because it just didn’t click with me at all. Genuinely,…

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