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How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days 2003
SERIOUS beef with a scene in which one of the characters gets into the shower wearing an 18K GOLD CARTIER TANK. As a watch lover I am infuriated at this lack of interest in timepiece care.
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Aftersun 2022
I have this insufferable habit of going over every interaction with a person after they’re gone, looking for some beautiful thread that ties everything together and wraps everything into a neat little conclusion. A perfect, concise memorandum on why they did what they did and how if affected me.
Most of the time, though, I don’t find an answer. People aren’t very good at putting the entirety of themselves into a factual little box that explains every cruel comment, every…Translated from by -
Anora 2024
Wrestled with this one for a while, but I can’t in good conscience rate this film any higher despite how much I wanted to like it. I enjoyed some parts, but the issues I have with the film are too large to come away with an overall positive feeling towards this film.
I loved the Florida Project and maybe bought into the hype on this one a bit too much, because it just didn’t click with me at all. Genuinely,…Translated from by