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Recent reviews

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  Heat 1995

  ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Nov 2024

  Great film, I had forgotten how incredible the soundtrack is and how much cocaine Al Pacino did.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Nov 2024

  Yeah bitch

Popular reviews

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  Gladiator II 2024

  ½ Watched 14 Nov 2024

  I am not entertained.
  Take a shot every time the writers forgot to make Paul mescal interesting and opted for him to yell instead. Bonus shot for every time the CGI looks like something out of The Mummy 3.

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  Poor Things 2023

  ½ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  If you like sexy infants, you'll love this.

  This movie sucks. It’s not the sex but the context of it; she is an infant in a woman’s body and sexually sought after and abused by grown men. The line, ‘stunning little retard’ is used to first describe her by the man who soon after asks for her hand in marriage (she hasn’t developed basic motor skills by this point)

  Ground breaking opinion: I dont like the sexualisation of children.
Anyway, She…

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