Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  Hail Satan.

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  Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Sep 2024

  It's definitely flawed, but I had a great time.

Popular reviews

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  The Christmas Toy 1986

  ★★★½ Rewatched 20 Dec 2022

  The toy funeral procession and the close up shot of a toy crying are just two of the deeply upsetting things in this.

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  Memoirs of an Invisible Man 1992

  ★★ Watched 28 Sep 2021

  -The protagonist is a real unlikable piece of shit. Not great.

  -The narration is lazy.

  -Hell yeah, Shirley Walker score!

  -Rosalind Chao!

  -Sam Neil? Fuck yeah!

  -Some real cool imagery.

  -A truly thankless role for Daryl Hannah.

  -Painfully unfunny and surprisingly boring.