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If Criterion had just let me rate films and mark them as watched on their own platform, we wouldn’t be here.

Favorite films

  • Clue
  • Sing Street
  • Harold and Maude
  • In Bruges

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  • Death Becomes Her

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

  • A Different Man

  • Bridget Jones's Baby

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  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★

    Honestly expected it to be hornier.

  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

    Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

    ★★★★★

    Star Trek IV: Save the Whales is a genuine masterpiece.

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  • The Grass Is Greener

    The Grass Is Greener

    So people just fell in love immediately in 1960 and their husbands were just like, ‘yeah, cool, go hang out with him in another city for 4 days, I’ll wait here to invite him back for a duel to win your heart’??? 

    Cool cool cool.

  • Love Potion No. 9

    Love Potion No. 9

    OF COURSE WE HAVE THE ‘TAKE OFF HER GLASSES AND SHE BECOMES HOT’ TROPE.

    Okay, but why does Sandy have to go through a physical transformation when the potion makes men attracted to her regardless of her looks? She straightened her hair, waxed her brows, got contacts, and filed down her teeth, and now she technically doesn’t even need the potion because she’s classically beautiful.

    Also, I was really hoping Marisa would learn some sort of lesson from taking the concentrated potion, but now I realize I was expecting too much of this film.