Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025 1

  why did lauren keep looking at me whenever there was two robert pattinsons in bed is she trynna tell me to clone myself

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★ Watched 21 Feb 2025 1

  what was that….

  I was expecting a true horror film on par with the greats…. All I got was Theo James acting his ass off

Popular reviews

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  Trap 2024

  ½ Watched 03 Aug 2024

  i’ve seen better acting on a dhar mann video

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  Elvis 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jul 2022 1

  why was wiggling your legs considered erotic