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  Four Weddings and a Funeral 1994

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2024

  What if Hugh Grant was perfect?

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  Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 31 Aug 2024

  I’ve watched this a gazillion times and only this last time was I fully aware of how chaotic the pacing is throughout the film. I will love it forever.

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  Hit Man 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Jun 2024

  I would love to see another film that’s just Glen Powell’s Tilda Swinton cosplay and his Russian thug falling in love while killing people. 

  Adria Arjona is obscenely hot and of course she talks about how we’re affected about the tides of the moon. You can bring my girl to Hollywood but you can’t take the Latin America out of her.

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  The third act of this movie is a fucking mess. So many things were unnecessary. The movie should not have been that long. The hairpieces were too fake. Joe Alwyn “acts” like he’s in his high school senior performance. Adrien Brody was great.

  This is the Tár of this award season (DEROGATORY).

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